Eddie is really cool. He lives on the East Coast where the drivers are better but the traffic is worse. His guitar shredding skills will make you weep openly.

Mark is really cool. He owns a carpet cleaning business. His son is Eddie. He slaps his bass around like it owes him money.

Bobby is a home economist, recently won a triathalon, and once got an A in ballet at the University of Oregon. He enjoys noticing strange things, being honest, and pranking other people. When he was a child, he wanted to be a singing cowboy. Now that he's older he's learning to yodel, do handstands, and the splits. Bobby has a deeply held belief that farts are funny and he enjoys laughing at dad jokes. Bobby lives for his family and hopes to leave the world better than he found it.

Steve is cool. He has a fluffy grey beard that birds want to nest in. His wailing and gnashing of teeth over five decades of Cleveland Browns losses built his epic voice.